Introduction
Today we are going to click on the Kiwi’s to make kiwis. Confused yet? This game is all about clicking on Kiwi’s to make more kiwis so you can sell the kiwis to make more kiwis while also upgrading your Kiwi’s. Then there are also baby Kiwi’s that can help you make more kiwis. Then there are profession Kiwi’s to make your job of making more kiwis even easier, that way all the Kiwi’s can make kiwis, but the bagger Kiwi’s are also important. Otherwise, you will not get coins for your kiwis. Sorry for the confusion, let us go on, and you might be less confused at the end of this review.
What did I think before playing Kiwi Clicker?
I was looking for a fun game to play while also doing other stuff or playing other games. That is when I remembered that I had gotten this game from a bundle a while ago, installed and ready to go. All I knew was that this was a clicker and there were Kiwi’s involved. For more information, I checked the Steam Page.
The Steam page
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1980530/Kiwi_Clicker__Juiced_Up
As we check the Steam page, it might become more clear on what you need to do. You need to click Kiwi’s to make kiwis. Still not making sense? Let’s move on. It seems it is your job to earn a lot of koins, this can be done by selling kiwis, and to achieve that you must extort the Kiwi’s. Then there are professions to select, and you can change each time with a new a rebirth. Which is nice. Otherwise, you would be stuck with the same job forever, like real life.
Rating
I rated Kiwi Clicker with a 7.7 before playing.
All in all, this seemed like a decent clicker game that gives you purpose in life, to click the mighty Kiwi Queen. You know, since it makes kiwis?
Story
Who knows what the story is? It seems there are aliens involved, and they are coming to kill the Kiwis? I think? Perhaps it is best to kill them and find their base and root them out.
PS : This is all speculation since the story is not really spelled out, but this seems to be what the game is about.
Rating
I rate the story of Kiwi Clicker with a 7.4
Come on, it has kiwis, Kiwi’s and aliens!
Gameplay
The game starts out fairly simple, you have to click the Kiwi to make kiwis, at first, you don’t have an autoclicker, and you will tap like your life is depending on it. It will not take long before you understand how this game works, clicking the Kiwi will make kiwis. Then the Kiwi baggers will pick up the kiwis. The Kiwi baggers will go through the security where a Kiwi will scan the Kiwi’s who are holding the kiwis. Once that is done, the kiwis can be sold. Easy, right?
Of course, wealth attracts evil people, so does it attract evil Kiwi’s. Which is why I think the Kiwi making the kiwis is the queen. The evil kiwi here is the Kiwi King. Not only does he storm out of the castle to steal kiwis, he will also bump off your Kiwi’s that are trying to get your kiwis into the castle for koins. Thus, you will have to kill the evil Kiwi king. If you have no profession, you can click the Kiwi king to death. Once you have unlocked professions, the Kiwi King will evolve.
Killing the Kiwi Kings will give you special transcendence points which are needed to rebirth your Kiwi’s. With these special points, you can get new buffs, more skills, and most of all, more koins for your Kiwi’s. Despite that, the more you buff your Kiwi’s, and the more kiwis you make, the more corruption will take hold over your Kiwi’s. Winning has a great cost!
One of the main things you will unlock for your Kiwi’s are professions. These are important and will be your playstyle until you rebirth again. The archery profession has Kiwi’s shooting to make more kiwis. This profession is for active play and clicking. The alchemy Kiwi’s are for checking up once in a while. As for the carpenter Kiwi’s, you can let those go on for a long time. All in all, it is up to you to save the Kiwi kingdom by making more kiwis!
Rating
I rated the gameplay of Kiwi Clicker with an 8.2
This game can keep you going for countless hours, I know I have been playing it for a long time!
Sound and Graphics
Graphics
Now, I have to give some kudos, and rain down disappointment at the same time. For one, I do love the Kiwi’s that are making kiwis. Secondly, the profession Kiwi’s are great and they all look outstanding. The changing stations as you defeat the evil Kiwi King over and over and spend points is great. Now, the disappointment part, the screen never changes but due to slight changes, it is not as bad as some clicker games.
Sound
The sound is pretty repetitive, as you might expect from a clicker. While it does not stand out, it is much better compared to other clickers that I have played. All in all, Kiwi’s rule!
Rating
I rated the sound and graphics of Kiwi Clicker with a 7.0
While not the best in graphics or sound, this clicker does its best to stand out from the rest.
What did I think after playing Kiwi Clicker?
I have played this game extensively before writing this review and I earned plenty of achievements. I also did my best to try each profession in this game. Without much discussion, I enjoyed the alchemist profession the most since I can go do something else and then have potions to enhance the structures. Not only that, this job is insanely good at racking up evil Kiwi Kings. I have had times when I had over 100k transcendence points!
If you are looking for a game that can offer enjoyment for many hours, then this is a great game to suck up your time. I hope I have clarified properly in this review how Kiwi’s make kiwis, by clicking off course, or getting a car rammed in her, behind. There is also the autoclicker gun, you know what, I am getting off track here. I sincerely enjoyed playing this game, but after almost investing 300 hours into this game, I was kind of done with it.
Rating
I rated Kiwi Clicker with an 8.1 after playing.
It is time to find another clicker!
What are my personal thoughts about Kiwi Clicker?
There is only one thing I was kind of bummed about, that was the peels not being explained properly. Other than that was the surprise of the KI pieces of bridge going up in price without a warning.
Rating
My personal Rating of Kiwi Clicker is an 8.7
I would otherwise not invest this many hours in a clicker if it were not a fun game.
Last Words
Pros
- There are many Kiwi's to play with
- An amazing upgrade system that includes a rebirth system
- The graphics are ever changing as you upgrade your Kiwi's
- There are many extra gameplay mechanics like baby Kiwi's
- You can unlock an autoclicker to make your life easier
- There are three major ways to play this game, suited to everyone's playstyle
- There is a slight story but it takes ages to unlock
- You have missions, along with a kursed factory to increase your gains
Cons
- KI pieces of the bridge going up in price without a warning
- Peels not being properly explained
If you enjoy clicker games, then is really a game you need to take a look at. I have enjoyed this game much more than I had expected.
The Final Rating
7.7
Please let me know what you think of Kiwi Clicker in the comments!
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Abhishek
3-300 hours! That is a lot but looks like you enjoyed it. Lhama probably took that enjoyment out of you tho it seems. Also the money goes crazy in these games I have played some with similar mechanics but not a clicker.
supersven
Clickers can be fun, and I have put more hours into other games, over 4000 in Ark.
metalhead8489
i don't get what people like about clicker games 🤷♂️
supersven
Number goes up, brain goes BRRR!
TallyTheHawk
I`m not a clicker ❌
Rezonono
The game is well thought.
It's colourful, fun and addictive, and I imagine the challenges will get progressively harder. You have to get hooked on the concept, but if you do, you're likely to spend many hours playing this game.
supersven
Yes, you do have to like the concept of this game.
DonCarlos
I pray you have an autoclicker so you don’t get carpal tunnel 🙂
supersven
I already had a surgery for that.
Kris
Not sure what people like about clicker games
supersven
I like that the number keeps getting higher!
Silentrets
Some people likes clicker games. 7.7 normal for points.
Myr
I like Kiwis but I don't think I'd click that many Times for them. Are there even clicker games without an autoclick-feature/upgrade? I hope not.
supersven
There are many clicker games without an autoclicker.
long shade
Wow 300 hours!
supersven
There are many games that I have put more hours into.
EMPERORU
Nice color and a lot stuff happening in screen. It looks much better than most other idlers games that was reviewed before
supersven
Yeah, it does have nice colors!
Volcanic
The pros outweigh the cons by A BIG margin in Kiwi Clicker.